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Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens PreviewOkay so I'm playing off the blockbuster opening of the second installment of the Twilight series. It being called the New Moon. I am told by the teenagers that this movie has a sub plot of the Werewolves vs the Vampires. I did not realize the Long and storied rivalry of the 2. Ironically it seemed like an analogy for the upcoming Steelers vs the Ravens battle this Sunday. (Nov 29) On one hand you have the immortals, the vampires. They have a long rich history of being the dominant mainstay. Much like our Steelers. Both wear black and always are in the hunt. You like the one? In the hunt. I was going to go for the "always after the juggler vein" line. I thought that might be a little graphic for the kids who follow my every word. On the other side you have the werewolf who occasionally becomes dominant and a force to be reckoned with. Every four weeks if you follow the folklore. But you get the point. The Ravens are a formidable foe at times and always give the Steelers(vampires) a run for their money. Ironically the werewolves have the ability to kill vampires, which kind of contradicts the whole immortal concept. But we all know there the rules of fantasy world. Like garlic and wooden stakes and all that stuff. So evidently the whole mystical werewolf thing gives them some kind of vampire killing mojo. Hey I don't make this stuff up. Anyhow, the Count, or as we know him Ben is coming off a blow to his cranium that was called a concussion. Old Dracula says he his okay and he has practiced this week. Just to be safe Dr Frankenstein, Mike Tomlin, has been using the Mummy, Dennis Dixon, also in practice just in case the Count is counted out. Of course the Mummy Dixon is on alert because the Zombie, Charlie Batch, found a way to get hurt, again. Okay sticking with the QB theme here I just want to send a shout out message to the Bride of Frankenstein, Bruce Arians, who seems to despise the notion of having an aggressive running game week to week. Hey Bruce this is another reason you have your O - Line become rush blocking beasts. Godzillas of the trenches! Because your free flinging QB might get hurt and you may need to run!
Yes, Mendenhall is likely up to the task and you have had success running. But practice makes perfect, it can make a killer monster! Again I am not one of those anti pass purists screaming "the Steelers run" . No my mantra is all NFL teams need to run. Whether you are pass first or run first. The 2 need each other and help each other. Okay so when the Vampires are on offense:
On defense:
Overall:
Injuries: STEELERS - Batch Mummy - is toast, the Mummy is headed back to the tomb Polamalu the Predator - out Kemoeatu Kong- Probable Kirschke Krueger - Likely Count Rothcula - He was seen out of the coffin!
By: Andy Natalie |
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